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Jane



[erick sermon]
Yo whatand's up pmd?

[pmd]
Ayo coolin man done with this album about to take it up to leon
Wills see what they say.

[e] hold up man we ainand't bringing nothing up until i diss this girl man.
[p] aw you ainand't going to go into that jane thing again?
[e] you know i had to diss her! i told her donand't mess with me you know?
[p] but why you gotta be bothering with that skeezer? that was way back
In 1986!
[e] let me tell you how it went anyway

[e] hanging out late drinking a couple of brews
[p] turn on the radio put the shit on snooze
[e] so when itand's time to get up, the radio comes on
[p] blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song
[e] five minutes later i hear someone knocking
[p] yo outside yo, my stereoand's rocking
[e] saying in my mind andquot;who can it be?andquot;
[p] it was me, the p double e m d
[e] i said yo
[p] i said yo
[e] whatand's up trooper? i have a girl and she wants me to duke her
[p] why didnand't you?
[e] i woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend
So pmd (yo?) why donand't you do me a favor?
Chill with the bitch and iand'll hook you up later
Sheand's fly, haircut like anita baker
[p] looked up and down and said andquot;hmm, iand'll take herandquot;
She came in, i said andquot;hi my name is pandquot;
She said andquot;hello my name is j-a-n-eandquot;
I said andquot;jane, oh, what a nice nameandquot;
It reminds me of a high school flame
[e] she came behind me and then she rubbed my back
She started moaning and said andquot;yo, letand's hit the sackandquot;
Went to my room because she was kinda bossy
Girl broke buckwild
[p] and started playing horsey
[e] she showed pain but inside she felt joy
[p] ayo she broke wild and said andquot;ride em cowboy!andquot;
[e] three oand'clock on the dot
[p] tired of busting her
[e] woke up in the morning to my record andquot;youand're a customerandquot;
She left me a note, she called me the medicine
Said next time you have to be better
[p] bigger
[e] stronger and much faster
[p] and you donand't quit, epmd rock double
[e] to the funky shit!

Author: EPMD