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Changüich a la chichona



Al pastor me echo una gringa
mas lechuga a la pechuga
Muslo aqui muslo aca y papas
a la francesa
quisiera comer mas de esa
pero esta mas buena la hamburguesa
ella quiere un king de polla
sushilitto no la llena
traiga un caldo Patlapalpeño
un espagueti al albañil
traele un trio de Mac a Anita
y traete un combo para mi
pero mira nomas que tortas
oh se ven tan deliciosas
cubana o una hawaiana
sin chile y sin cebollas
No quiero comer mas que todo chichota
o pincho a la española
la de Sandra es mas discreta y
no revela su receta
estan muy buenas sus garnachas
pero quiero echar bailon
quiere su chorizo en papas
o en barras de camaron

Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona


Now if you´re hungry for some bologna
and you got some buns that you wanna show me
open up wide you can eat
this Oscar Meyer that´s really boney
I want to get down into your juju bees
and I think i´m gonna flick em´
you tities are smellin like chocolate chip
ice-cream n´ I think I wanna lick em.
I got some hot beef for that rump roast
You gotta say please
I´ll dig into that thigh everytime
but hold the cottage cheese
And for dessert we can do the works
I´ll put my whip cream in your pie hole
and don´t flinch when you feel a pinch on
that pretty litlle taco
Cuz I´ve tried to pry
a bearded clam that would no budge
so I went around the corner to keep on trying
and I got a little fudge


Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona


Para papas las de Wendy´s
pero no las presta
mas mueve un par de tetas
que chinguero de carretas
traiga un espaggeti al burro
con una cerveza en lata
la de malas que en la horchata
le pisen su quinta pata
guardenle unos chilaquiles
pa mañana el desayuno
y unos huevos divorciados
no queremos enredarnos
bimbo blanco o integral
no me importa me da igual
papa chapata mama chapata
y aqui estan sus chapatines
dinotriple o brontodoble
quarter pounder whopper doble
quiero hacerle un sandwichito
baile mas apretadito
mejor que la lambada
una picada a la italiana
quiero bailar con bola
pero con la mas chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona
Changuicha Changuicha Changuicha a la

Chichona

Author: Molotov